| me: | *stands up* |
| me: | *gets head rush* |
| me: | *vision goes blurry and white* |
| me: | *hears ringing noise and stumbles* |
| me: | I am literally the healthiest person alive. Stay hydrated. |
your friend: “Show ‘em the outfit, show ‘em the outfit!!”
you: [fronting] “…aiiiiight.”
(Source: thatmichaeljackson, via who-started-this-fuckery)